Everyone loves the Raspberry Pi, it's cheap, relatively powerful for its size, portable, and versatile. After being inspired by the idea of a discrete system for wireless assessments, the idea for the Poison Apple Pi was born; designed to be an inexpensive, portable, modular discrete platform for security testing the Poison Apple leverages many available code and tools to develop a testing platform that can be carried in a backpack, or deposited and retrieved later. This talk will cover the hardware and software used, configuration, possible use cases, and future potential.