Does the thought of nuclear war wiping out your data keep you up at night? Don't trust third party data centers? Few grand burning a hole in your pocket and looking for a new Sunday project to keep you occupied through the fall? If you answered yes to at least two out of three of these questions, then 3AlarmLampscooter's talk on extreme pervasive communications is for you! You'll learn everything from calculating radiation half layer values to approximating soil stability involved in excavating your personal apocalypse-proof underground data fortress.
3AlarmLampScooter is an enigmatic armored mammal of the genus homo sapiens sapiens sapiens troglodyte found in caves and tunnels across the southeastern United States. As moderator of the subreddit /r/Neutron, 3AlarmLampscooter's enunciation espouses pervasive communication via excavation to protect from radiation and conflagration. When above-ground, 3AlarmLampscooter is a vocal transhumanism advocate developing 3D printed construction materials.