Next-Gen AV and EDR are the new hotness on the scene this year. They promise to put the bad guys and the red team in their place through increased endpoint detection and response. What they don't do that even traditional AV has had issues with is self-protection. This talk will go into the ways in which next-gen AV and EDR (Cylance, Crowdstrike, Carbon Black, Defender ATP) can be defeated using simple tricks that have worked against AV for decades. Rather than attempt to hide from them, attacking them head on through gaps in self-protection mechanisms seems to be the best bang for the buck.