This talk explores deploying and dynamically generating C2 services on Kubernetes! Everything will be extremely practical with walkthroughs of detailed deployment configurations. Building containers for popular C2 platforms, such as Cobalt Strike, and many others, will be covered. Rapidly deploying complex C2 infrastructure using tools such as Kops and Drone and managing DNS and TLS using Kubernetes will be discussed. Attendees will learn how to build complex redirecting logic to sandbag defenders, using the rewriting and filtering capabilities found in the Nginx Ingress Controller, Open Policy Agent (OPA) and the Istio Service Mesh. In addition, monitoring the health of implants using Prometheus will be reviewed.At the end, a GitHub will be released with resource files and Helm charts.