Think you might ever be "asked" by a dictator of an Axis of Evil country to take down the USA in a cyberwar? Ever wonder how someone who finds vulnerabilities and breaks into computers for a living would approach cyberwar, i.e. not Richard Clarke? Then this is the talk for you! In this talk, I outline how to construct a cyber army to attack a developed country, based on my experience as a penetration tester and security researcher. This will highlight anticipated costs, resources needed, roles of individuals, and numbers of people needed, as well as tactics and strategies to use. It will also outline time required to get the unit operational as well as timeframes to achieve particular objectives. That's right, the USA is going down!