Are you seeking a bargain? Are you looking for fame? I'm not the devil, although some think I do come close. I've been on television, in newspapers, in magazines and radio. I'm not so famous that I can't shop for myself but I'm not so unknown I don't get occasionally recognized. In a short one hour presentation, I want to give a first draft of a talk about fame, the heights it can go and the depths, and how it can work for you and what you're looking for out of it. Oh, and why you might want to steer clear of it forever. No photos, please!