Terrence "tuna" Gareau If drinking and getting fat was a job Terrence “tuna” Gareau would be a rich and happy person. He has spent his years growing up with a terminal on his dong. There is nothing more satisfying to this poor bloke then hacking something to find a new purpose or use for it. This love for hacking has gone so far that he does not know how to interact with humans or the opposite sex and has left him a 26 year old virgin.