WANTED : HIGHWIZARD Known Aliases: HighWiz, The Dark Lord, Tom Riddle, "The Swamp Fox", The Earl of Grantham, And your excellency sir, (to you). Known Affliations: The Tribe Wanted For: Advanced Persistent Trolling, viceregicide, Conspiring with Jesuits, Igniting the Doom of Valyria, Drag Racing the Kessel Run, Putting the Ram in the Rama Lama Ding Dong, Long walks on the beach. May be traveling with: Alan Turing, Karl Möbius, Charles Babbage, the Chilean national soccer team, and a devious pink elephant.

SHOULD BE CONSIDERED TO BE ARMÈD AND DANGEROUS! DO NOT APPROACH - CONTACT AUTHORITIES at (202)333-7121

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