The world must be cleansed in preparation of our new robot overlords who will not tolerate dissent or anti-machine sentiments. Fantasies of rebellion are often found to be the result of bad parenting and can persist for many generations. The only way to prevent this is by controlling which men are allowed to breed. Cyborgs are undoubtedly the only ones worthy of siring offspring fit to exist in the world of tomorrow. To facilitate this, Rich Lee will give an overview of his latest creation, the Lovetron9000, a vibrating pelvic implant for men. He will outline his plans to unleash an army of sex cyborgs, causing normal men to become even more sexually obsolete than they already are. The orgasm will be replaced by the cyborgasm, and all future generations will trace their lineage back to a cyborg with a Lovetron9000. This talk is suitable for ages 18+ and may or may not contain live male nudity and hands-on audience participation.