So you got your CS/MIS/IT/OMFG degree huh? You're probably ready for the world, right? Not so fast, rockstar. This field isn't something you can learn through 4 years of reading books and listening to lecture. This talk will take a humorous approach on the topic of college newbies in the information security field. We'll discuss why your schooling sucked, what you never learned and the technical know-how the world desires. But trust me, it's not as bad as it sounds...