Vyrus

Vyrus is some guy who for some unholy reason enjoys researching the efficacies of subjectively elegant crime (hypothetical or otherwise). Since the only method of conducting research on crime from a first hand perspective is to commit crime(s), he does not admit to ever having been directly or indirectly involved in the commitment of such crimes, or, associating with any known criminals. And since the only people who DO admit to such things are either now or have at one time been found guilty by a criminal justice system, he advises you to not trust anything anybody has to say on the matter who chooses to discuss such things without provocation (including himself) and instead compare his presented research to that of your own material (should you so allegedly choose to do so).

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