Everyone talks about IoT security failures, but who should actual do all the things? We bring back 80s style, while tackling the question of government involvement in the IoTs in a fast-paced game show format that will highlight the problems of expecting easy solutions. We’ll walk through scenarios from the news and some popular proposals, and highlight how they won’t work quite as well as some may hope. Contestants will reveal that, while snarking about security is fun and games, thinking about the complexity of policies isn’t child’s play.