Pfft. Alice and Bob. They think they're so smart, prancing around thinking up ways to communicate without letting anyone else in on what they're saying. Mallory is tired of their games, but she's even more tired of the hoops she has to go through to get into the middle of their conversations. She's been staring at iptables setup scripts, and sifting through pcaps, and ARP spoofing networks long enough to know that there has to be an better way to do it. So, she made one. Hey Alice and Bob, here's a message for you: Mallory is here with a bunch of new tricks. Good luck keeping her out.